I'm on your side, but only for awhile

NOTE: Found this written down on a page in my old math book. Must have wrote this freshman year. I dig it.

Crawling away
Bawling away
Smalling away?

Biggie Smalling away?
Excuse me, what I meant to say was;
Above ground pools suck, that weird farting hum they make all day annoys me
Alot of things annoy me, I'm a tiny angry ant in a giant cosmos of hate
I wish I could melt people with eye beams
I wish there was a button on my watch that made cum. I'd press it whenever I got mad.
It would save alot of lives. It save alot of money.
I remember when I could of kissed you, but I was nervous.
Then I got drunk and fell asleep.
I wake up at noon everyday, in this small room.
Tall groom.
Big Shroom
Whats up with all this rhyming?

Your name is an onomatopoeia.
I want to smoke cigarettes on the balcony.